Ridiculous Bible Verses

Holy Sh*t: Top 10 Commandments In the Bible

We teamed up with King's Tower Productions to create the first of a new video series, entitled "Holy Shit." This first episode takes a hilarious look at some of our "favorite" commandments from the Bible - and pokes a little fun at the sheer ridiculousness and extremism in them.

Does Reason and Logic Overcome Faith?

Carolyn Hyppolite  is a former Chicagoan who now lives in Toronto. She has a degree in English and is working on a Masters of Arts in Old Testament.

The Center of Inquiry in Canada recently hosted a book release for Still Small Voices. Carolyn Hyppolite tried desperately to be a Christian. She tried many churches and denominations. She spent countless hours studying the Bible and corresponding with theologians.

Time and time again she became restless as her inquisitive mind could not reconcile gnawing questions. Eventually cognitive dissonance became too much to bear.

Excerpt from the review of Carolyn’s book "Still Small Voices" written by author James Kirk Wall

Still Small Voices is really fun to read. Carolyn Hyppolite is bright, witty, and full of personality. She knows the Bible and Christian culture very well and explains concepts clearly. Being an intelligent skeptic herself, it was very interesting to understand how she repeatedly fell victim to the seductive delusion of supernaturalism, even to the point of deeply loving Jehovah.

In this interview Carolyn shares with us what she learned from her journey from theism to atheism. She shares with us why she tried so hard to stay in the faith, but logic and rational thought prevented her from doing so.

Ridiculous Bible Verses

Ridiculous Bible Verses

The following is a list of Bible verses that we find appalling.  It's amazing in a modern society like ours that we have millions of people worshiping a book that endorses topics such as slavery, sexism, genocide and more. You can find hundreds more verses like these, but this is just a small sampling.

Isaiah 40:8
New International Version (NIV)
The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.”

Exodus 31:15
New International Version (NIV)
For six days work is to be done, but the seventh day is a day of sabbath rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day is to be put to death.

Deuteronomy 17
New International Version (NIV)
Do not sacrifice to the Lord your God an ox or a sheep that has any defect or flaw in it, for that would be detestable to him.

If a man or woman living among you in one of the towns the Lord gives you is found doing evil in the eyes of the Lord your God in violation of his covenant, and contrary to my command has worshiped other gods, bowing down to them or to the sun or the moon or the stars in the sky, and this has been brought to your attention, then you must investigate it thoroughly. If it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, take the man or woman who has done this evil deed to your city gate and stone that person to death. On the testimony of two or three witnesses a person is to be put to death, but no one is to be put to death on the testimony of only one witness. The hands of the witnesses must be the first in putting that person to death, and then the hands of all the people. You must purge the evil from among you.

Deuteronomy 13
New International Version (NIV)
If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[b] both its people and its livestock. 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt, 17 and none of the condemned things[c] are to be found in your hands. Then the Lord will turn from his fierce anger, will show you mercy, and will have compassion on you. He will increase your numbers, as he promised on oath to your ancestors— 18 because you obey the Lord your God by keeping all his commands that I am giving you today and doing what is right in his eyes.

Leviticus 24:16
New International Version (NIV)
anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord is to be put to death. The entire assembly must stone them. Whether foreigner or native-born, when they blaspheme the Name they are to be put to death.

Leviticus 20:10
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"If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.

Leviticus 20:13
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"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Deuteronomy 21
New International Version (NIV)
If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.

Matthew 18:7-9
English Standard Version (ESV)
“Woe to the world for temptations to sin![a] For it is necessary that temptations come, but woe to the one by whom the temptation comes! 8 And if your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life crippled or lame than with two hands or two feet to be thrown into the eternal fire. 9 And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell[b] of fire.

1 Corinthians 14
English Standard Version (ESV)
As in all the churches of the saints, 34 the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. 35 If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

1 Timothy 2
English Standard Version (ESV)
Pray for All People
I desire then that in every place the men should pray, lifting holy hands without anger or quarreling;9 likewise also that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, 10 but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works. 11 Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve; 14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. 15 Yet she will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.

Leviticus 25:44
English Standard Version (ESV)
As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you.

Leviticus 25:44-48
English Standard Version (ESV)
As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. 45 You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. 46 You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.

Exodus 21
English Standard Version (ESV)
“Now these are the rules that you shall set before them. 2 When you buy a Hebrew slave,[a] he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing. 3 If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out alone. 5 But if the slave plainly says, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free,’ 6 then his master shall bring him to God, and he shall bring him to the door or the doorpost. And his master shall bore his ear through with an awl, and he shall be his slave forever.

“When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 If she does not please her master, who has designated her[b] for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed.

17 “Whoever curses[c] his father or his mother shall be put to death.

26 “When a man strikes the eye of his slave, male or female, and destroys it, he shall let the slave go free because of his eye. 27 If he knocks out the tooth of his slave, male or female, he shall let the slave go free because of his tooth.

Isaiah 13
English Standard Version (ESV)
The Judgment of Babylon
Whoever is found will be thrust through, and whoever is caught will fall by the sword.16 Their infants will be dashed in pieces before their eyes; their houses will be plundered and their wives ravished.

Numbers 31
English Standard Version (ESV)
Vengeance on Midian
Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. 18 But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him keep alive for yourselves.

Want more ridiculous quotes from the Bible? Check out our Top 10 Commandments video